for when you need to carry all your hacker tools (or just your laptop and snacks). This backpack's got room for your daily essentials, gym gear, or that secret tech you're definitely not using for world domination. With a dedicated laptop pocket and water-resistant material, it's like your own portable firewall against bad weather and worse decisions. Plus, it's padded and ergonomic to keep your back comfy while you're breaking into the matrix or just schlepping to work.

• 100% polyester because hackers don’t do wrinkles
• dimensions perfect for carrying secrets: 16⅞" x 12¼" x 3⅞"
• water-resistant to keep your gear safe from rain, coffee spills, or digital tears
• laptop pocket fits up to 15" (no, it won’t help you upgrade to quantum computing)
• sneaky hidden pocket for your stash (or spare USBs)
• comfy straps so you can hack the planet without back pain